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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

100.

"... it is true that the Chinese and Indians lost their faith in us and this was clear during the March 8 elections... But I have met with many of them and spoken to them, and they are now more confident in us." - Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin.

Oh really?

Then how is it you guys could lose the two 'Bukits' - Bukit Gantang and Bukit Selambau, again? And, don't forget, by a bigger margin in both seats!

Come on, fuckers. Stop living in denial. Stop believing that the Chinese and the Indians are supporting you. Don't waste your breath by being so cock-sure about winning these by-elections. It's 4 out of 5 now, dicks.

And where was Malaysia's favourite pop star Mahathir, eh? Oh yes, of course, there he was, 'playing' at a gig in Bukit Gantang, drawing cheers from his fans, going "Hidup Tun! Hidup Mahathir!" Some of you, his cronies thought he'd make an impact on the results. Well you now know that he didn't. Would be interesting to see what he has to say tomorrow.

After all this, Badawi is sitting pretty at home, flipping the channels on TV, and thinking to himself, "Well, I shouldn't have anything to do with this, since Najib is now in charge."

Who knows? Maybe Mahathir will decide to take a swipe at you again, dude.



Today's moral of the story: If your maggi goreng is too, too pedas, don't fucking eat it.

No, I mean that, like, literally.

5 comments:

zweeho said...

blog somemore lar, ISA gonna tangkap u and make u eat really hot maggi goreng for breakfast.

Jebat said...

i think if kena tangkap ISA also breakfast won't be as nice as maggi goreng.

debra fong said...

eh, maggi goreng is good la zwee. Be thankful for food:D ahahaha

Jebat said...

not the maggi goreng which i ate at wisma yesterday though.

pik said...

breakfast will be like joel's lockup food. ;)